GHOST

You broke me…

If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan

Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister

A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a great glow to the skin.Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged.The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair,and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behaviour.

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell it at flea markets.To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present, and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.

Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don’t mention it again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don’t forget to cook him a delicious meal.

Q: How do I know if I’m ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He’ll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they’re not confused emotionally as women. It’s a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.

**** STUMBLED on this PAGE. Very funny site

Social Handicap

I’ve never been the one who enjoys small talk. Not unless I know it would lead to something else. But those uneasy cab rides, that awkward elevator silence or even just being alone with a co-worker you really don’t know that well are just excruciating. I wonder why we are required to say something even if we don’t have anything to say to that person and doing otherwise would be misconstrued as being rude. And as if that wasn’t enough, we also have to be careful with what we say, because we might hurt their feelings or they might find what we say offensive. Well boohoo.. Some say things they don’t even mean, others just downright don’t make sense at all. I can’t tell if the person I’m talking to is for real half the time. Man, socializing is hard work..Here’s a quick guide to the words behind the words.
Hi (guys)
Wow your boobs are amazing! I can’t stop staring them. She’s looking at you. She’s a little freaked out now. Look away!

Hi (girls)
It’s the creep that keeps staring at my boobs again.

How’s your day?
They seem to keep getting bigger each day

I’m fine (girls)
Hurry say your busy! Make up some excuse to get away from him!

You graduated from **? Do you know **?
(even when they know there are thousands of students and a 99.9999% chance you know the person they’re talking about)
Intro to how badass they were in college.

You’re from *** too? Which part? Do you know the ***  family?
(again, 99.99% chance)

*** Stuff with customers or co-workers

That’s a great idea, but..
Gibberish

I couldn’t agree more, but
You’re wrong. I’m always right

I see where you’re coming from
Science can learn so much from your stupidity

With all due respect
I wouldn’t piss on you even if your brain was on fire

That’s interesting..
Retard

You’re a genius!
Great job annoying person with low self-esteem

The best option for now..
You’re an idiot, here’s what you need to do

How are you today?
I need a favor

To be honest
I really want to hack your face with an ax right now.. so listen

Look What You Made Me Do

Been keeping my mouth shut about these imbeciles around me. Just letting them be, mainly because of fear that if i think about their silly antics too much it may rub off on me. Like that saying about one bad apple spoiling the entire barrel. Well in my case, maybe the entire barrel is bad. And being the lone good apple that I am, I really can’t work miracles. Mostly I just hear or read the ripples of their stupidity through work  but there are just times when you just hear it first hand. And my God! These creatures are astounding.
Below are just stuff I hear around me. Mostly preteding I don’t hear them during those times, while wanting to scratch my eyes out hearing them. I don’t know where these people came from and how they were able to seep through. Actually I do but that’s another story for another time.

I really didn’t want to post these things here, seriously. I’m trying to project a more positive vibe here and posting these things just doesn’t go well with my whole “good boy” persona, despite people saying that I’m maldito which is completely out of line. I mean, come on! Me? Maldito? Nothing could be farther from the truth!
Anywho, these are just phrases but they speak volumes.

“..where did you bought it?”
“any moments from now..”
“have you find?”
“..let’s try go back to..”
“..did it gave you.. ?”
“i seem to find your..”
“Is there lots of people there?”

This list is just a fraction of the level of their mental retardation. Seriously, I can’t believe you’re major is english. My 9 and 10 year old nieces are smarter than you.
oops

10/30

Wow. Not a single post this year! Busy? naah..  Anyway. it’s 5:30 AM, I’ll be back later.. I guess.. Probably..

Hmmmm.. New Guitar Hero Characters?!

with ala Dave Hill PS 

Strawberry Fields Forever

Blog plug! This is for my good friend Jercon. Another cool site you can amuse yourselves with. It's at strawberrypanty.i.ph. It's an inspirational blog for the weary, the underdog, and the broken-hearted. For the eternally oppressed. For anyone who's got the weight of the world on their shoulders. For anyone who's been searching for that special person that will complete their world. This is the blog for you. Follow Papa Jer's quest for his one true love, the girl with the strawberry panties, against  insurmountable challenges of.. well.. everyday life. Learn Papa Jer's Shinobi way. Only at www.strawberrypanty.i.ph

Been A While

I can't believe it's already October 7. My last post was on June 16. It's been so long that I even forgot my password.  Jeez, I had no idea how traumatized I was by the encounter with the higher-ups. At least that's what I keep telling myself. Or maybe I just  don't have anything to say anymore. Been out of sorts lately. I wonder why. I'm not actually doing anything. Or maybe that's just it. Standing still while the world passes me by. Waiting for something to happen but nothing ever does. Or maybe I'm just not making things happen. A lot of plans and dreams. But that's just it, they're just dreams. And then you fall off the bed and wake up. Wake up with a major headache. And then you realize that you didn't actually fall off, you were already sleeping on the floor and something just fell on your head. I think what's happening is that I don't care as much anymore. Take Noy Berhel for example. I still see him walking around looking like that Hannibal character Mason Verger (disfigured and eaten by pigs) hitting on younger chicks like he's Vincent Chase. Still ticks me off, but not as much. And them "dudes" acting like they're so cool. Like they're The In Crowd.  More like The trying-to-get-in-but-really-not-good-enough-to-get-in crowd. And the ass-kissers. Thinking they're so coy but are really so transparent. And wannabe comics. News flash! We are not laughing with you, we are laughing at that shit-eating grin on your face. And some know-it-all's. As if theyre thinking outside the box. Truth is, they really don't know what the box looks like. Fuck the box, I'm so way beyond the box that the box is like a dot to me.

…Wheeeww.. I feel so much better.

Getting Fatter Anyone? Me Neither.

I think it's time for me to admit it. Everyone says it's true. I've been trying to deny it. And now I think I'm ready to face the truth. This is hard. But yes ladies and gentlemen, I probably am the only person on the planet who's not getting chubbier. I can't explain it and I'm not even gonna try to understand it. It is what it is.  YOU (FAT) PEOPLE ARE TAKING UP TOO MUCH OF MY SPACE AND MY OXYGEN ('cause you breathe a lot harder)!

News of Interest

"Mere Reflection "

"Hope he doesn't see me"

"War against terror..all across the galaxy"

"come on now.."

"If you're up there.. please help me superman" - H.S

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)

Anime Versions (The Simpsons and Futurama)

I think It's cool. Taken from this site

Secret to Success

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:  

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  How about achieving 103%?  What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:  

If: 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%    

and 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% 

But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E   is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Politicalamity : Election 2007

I was hanging out with my brother one afternoon talking about how Pacquiao beat the shit out of what's his name. He kinda does a pretty good Manny Pacquiao impression, my brother. After the fight we just surfed for a movie to watch and we got to see all sorts of political ads from candidates. In fact Michael Buffer introduced the pacman with a "congressional candidate" intro. Many oppose Pacquiao's decision to run for office but, fuck 'em, the man is like, a guzzillionaire, he can do whatever he wants. At least we know that he really does not know anything about plotics and probably can't do much. Unlike other candidates who put on a mask. And if Pacquiao wins and does good with projects and helping his constituents, we will all be like, well what do you know..the kid's got skills, political skills.

My bro and I like keeping track of what is going on in the political scene. Especially nowadays, with the whole lamp-post scam involving our Mayor and other city officials. Followed by the  6-month suspension ordered by the Office of the Ombudsman-Visayas. Getting pretty heated down here. I mean the timing couldn't be more perfect. With Mayor Teddy Ouano's son vying for the Mayoralty position, looking to succeed his dad. Is this just a political ruse to over-throw a political dynasty or did the second-hand finally catch up with them? The answer? No one knows.

I've volunteered in the past elections and I have witnessed first hand how easy it is to scam these proceedings. Security is pretty casual. And the bribes? Never absent. And that's just at a local level. Bottom line is that, for me, I don't know who to vote for plainly because I don't know who to trust. And the politicians know it.

So our discussion went back to the Ads. Knowing that the people are confused and vulnerable, the best chance they have in swaying people are their ads. And being the idot-genius that he is, my brother concluded that these candidates need better jingles! Why couldn't these candidates tap in to the resources of the youth and pop-culture? If it's gonna be a battle of Ads, then they should make theirs as cool as possible. That's all there is to it. No one cares about the lyrics being how honest they are or how much they can improve our city, because frankly no one cares anymore. So, we came up with some cool tunes for these officials that we think could boost their campaign, even possibly win it for them. One cool theme is from the animated movie Madagascar (no pun intended on the political structure of the lemurs) where the lemurs danced and all.. goes something like "i like to move it move it". Chavit Singson could really use this.."i like to chavit, chavit". For Prospero Pichay.. "hawak pichay, di kita iiwan sa paglakbay.." Kinda has a nice message to it too right. Or for Tommy Osmeña, a dub from snoop dogg and pharrell.."drop it like tomas, drop it like tomas". And for our beloved governor Gwen Garcia.."don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like gwen.."

Vanity Fair

This is our famed photographer Nickulas. Check out the nipple slip!

So Little To Say and So Much Time

Taken from Britain's most celebrated graffiti artist, BANKSY. 

Click thumbnails or go to my photo blog for a better view            

Im Not Gay

Contrary to what most people say, I'm NOT gay!!!

Fallen

One of my old sketches, as promised. See the full article in my mboy site.

Plug

The new Superstar site by my nina is now open for your drooling pleasure. And of course my music site,  Migraineboy . Check if the music you like is cool to me, and know for sure if you are the loser you think you are. Enjoy.

Love Is a Force of Nature

And on a more lighter note

Prison Break

That's me as Lincoln. Who looks hotter? Fuck no  question!

Deep Thoughts

Choice cuts from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Hysterical.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." 

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Reincarnation

Migraineboy back from the dead. New look, new shit. It's gonna my music and art site. Not so much for the art yet 'cause I still have my shit straightened out but i'll be posting some of my ancient work real soon. Peaceout mofos!

Let’s Hug It Out Bitch

This show is really not popular here in our part of the world but I was lucky enough to have come across it one night in hbo. Anyway, the show is about 4 childhood friends from New York weaving their way through Hollywood.  Their lives revolve around Vincent Chase, a young actor who's career is just sky-rocketing. Eric Murphy , Vince's best friend and manager. E makes the big decisions for Vince movie-wise. Ari Gold, Vince's high-powered, machiavellian agent who I love not only because of the superb performance but more importantly his potty mouth. Johnny "drama" Chase, Vince's half brother. A "has-been" of Hollywood with such roles as "the bulimic pedophile, The Commish",  "Tori Spelling's stalker, 90210", "the lead/tarvold, Vikingquest" and so much more.  Drama is Vince's cook and fitness consultant . Turtle, Vince's Gopher/manager(or so he says). He's in charge of the day-to-day operations in the house. And of course there's Shauna, Vince's Fiery publicist and Lloyd, Ari's gay Asian assistant and Mrs. Gold, tamer of the animal.

So if you love movies, hollywood, having fun,  hot chicks, getting high, gambling and hot chicks , then you definitely have to see this series.

Here are some of my favorite lines from the show.

 Johnny Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm saying?

Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!

Turtle: Sure, E… you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle… not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.

Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck, that's the answer.

Turtle: “I got it! Jessica Biel. Take Jessica Biel, Vince.”
Vince: “I don’t know Jessica Biel, Turtle.”
Turtle: “So get to know her. Get to bang her. We’ll get to know her so I can bang her.”

Ari: [to his assistant Lloyd] That was a good speech Lloyd…If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something…

Ari: Let's hug it out, bitch. 

300

This is my favorite scene of the movie. Seen it. Loved it. Possibly my all-time favorite. I felt uneasy during that whole scene with Xerxes though. Just got a strange vibe from that dude. I thought he was gonna fuck Leonidas from behind. And what about that hunchback freak?! Asshole strap another shield on that hump of yours! And check out them chix stroking that lucky mofo. I wonder if the branches match the trunk. Anyway, a guy named Leonidas kickin' ass? What's not to love? (ehem)..and the actor playing Leonidas is Gerard BUTLER. Coincidence? I think not.

A Day late, A Buck Short

  I was browsing through some sites yesterday and I came across these groups of badass artists from Massive Black Inc and ConceptArt. I could not leave the sites before checking out each artist's work, thread, and personal websites.  I was like wow..now this is my kind of art.I've always loved drawing ever since I was a kid. Drawing  cartoon heroes and battleships. This one time, I had a drawing duel with my bro. We each drew our own original superheroes (with our own made up names and abilities) and  sized them up against each other. I never won a single game, he is 16 years older than me though. From wholesome superheroes I moved on to grim li'l beaties as I grew older. All throughout high school and college, all my notebooks get filled with doodles from dudes with num chucks to funny faces of classmates. I never really filled those sketches with color though. Just kinda looked like that picture on the left. That's from Jason Chan by the way. All my sketches were either in ink or pencil. That was the primary reason why I brought a notebook during college. Probably 80% to draw on, 15% for notes and 5% for show. I was just too lazy to follow through on my drawings though, I was too lazy to put them in a sketchbook and color them. Plus I had my music too, so I had to divide my time. Missed that feeling when I'm in the mood to draw, forgetting everything and just letting my hands go  . Locked up in my room for hours, skipping meals. I really would have loved studying art full time. But I decided too late. I already wasted 3 damn years on something I wasn't really in to. And when I made the switch, I felt so far behind.  But I had a blast in my years in the fine arts though. Loved that whole renaissance art. Had fun drawing them naked chicks with cellulite and them funky dudes with funny weeners. Well, mid twenties now with nothing to show for but this crappy job with my 3×3 hellhole. Story of my life, a day late and a buck short. But I probably will get back on my feet. I'll probably look for my old sketches and make me a new site solely for them too. Neat idea. I'll think about it.

Lady So Divine

This is from Nina's blog, Lady So Divine. I edited it. It's super wicked! too bad she can't open it. She has not seen the new design. Dang. Now why is that!?! FUCK!

Valentines

Valentines is fast approaching. Have you already picked out the perfect gift? Going for that cheezy, flowers and chocolates again? Balloons and cards? Why don't you say what you really feel?Here are some ideas. (Click the image to really see what it says) Here's one that says I'm so horny, why don't we just skip diner..Let's get bear naked Bear. 

Or this one of a kind "I'm a perv. All I think about is sex, all I wanna do is get into your pants. I don't know what you are doing hanging out with me" bear. So, for all you losers out there. Buy a gift that says, I really put some thought into this and valentines didn't just sneak up on me.Go out of your way and buy something nice and say what you really feel. Trust me, you'll be surprised at what they'll say.

Frusciante (dani california)

I love this video of the Chilli Peppers. Music   wise it's..so so.. but the video, hilarious. My favorite part is this. John Frusciante. If You haven't seen the video, it's called Dani California. Kinda like The Metallicats. Very cool guitar.

Sundays

Another noc Sunday. I hate going to work on Sundays. First day of my week. And I would love it if my rest days would not end, but they do. 'cause I'm just a freakin' drone. Just a clone trooper in the Empire. But it seems to be better now, now with this new schedule and phone routing. I look at all incoming and alleluia! my phone's not ringing! So much for my skills bonus. Like what a friend of mine said, paid to be bored. The question is, should I use this to do good or for my evil schemes.. eh.. I'm too lazy to think of schemes. I see my friends unable to breathe.. could not take a moment's rest with the constant flood of calls. Now, should I help them? Should I feel guilty? HELL NO! Better them than me right.  Nah I'm just playin'. It's just us guys on sundays. 4 of us actually. And with me not getting much calls so the 3 of 'em carry all the load. We agreed that if one of us will be absent, then the rest will have to go home too. I mean 2 techs taking everything, come on. So anyway, I better get back to work.

Far Beyond Rubies

"Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far beyond rubies." Proverbs 31.

Surprised I read the Bible? I know, I know..how could such a jock like me be reading that. I know it doesn't add up. Seriously, those 3 words just about sums it up for my li'l devil Nina.

Anyway, Lalai and the Big Boners decided to change our name to that. Far Beyond Rubies. It's kinda cool, kinda has that distant, illusive feeling. After weeks of debate over what we should name our band, frankly I don't think the debate will end, we decided to stick with Far Beyond Rubies for now. We are pickin' up where we left off last year. It's been a while since we got together, no wonder we're all stressed out from work. Same crew, same music. We're heading towards that whole rock n roll scene, but with some new bands though like Silvertide. We still play them old school music from bands like The Cult, Black Crowes (not sure if they're considered old school but they've been around). Same ol' ragtag team, with Tafkak aka kurt, Oj aka big boner and me on guitars, lalai aka ate bigs on bass, george aka karma chameleon on vocals and chuck aka lars (not lars ulrich of metallica but lars santiago, updated sa showbiz chika) on drums.

And it's been a while since I last posted too. I should update more often. Anyway, peaceout for now.

The Dream

Whisper in the yard and turn the trees all into toys
Lay there on the ground, and turn the dirt into your joy
From what I see and what I know, it's all been boring lately
So I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe
Time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense
Make sure that you're smiling, and the money's been well spent
Innocence and ignorance, it all goes hand in hand
I'm not sure that I'm right, but I hope you'll understand
I hope that you're still searching for the start that has no end
And all the plastic people have now become your friends
Before you start to drift and your soul begins to scream
I just wanted to tell you that you're listening to a dream..

Shinedown

Musicals

Tough week, last week. It's been 7 days in to the new year and I'm already stressed out.  And what makes work days even more tough? Musicals. I arrive at work, all beat up from just 5 hours of sleep and the first thing I see are them god-awful he-haws singin' out loud. Every time I take a break and eat, somebody just breaks out into song like some lame old pinoy musical. And I'm like "what the..where's Ogie Alcasid?" or Jano Gibbs? or Herbert Bautista?!! And the do duets too!! I don't mind people humming or singing but it's different when its above 20dB! I mean I sometimes do that but the difference is that I know I don't sing that good thats why I keep it to my self! (Damn these Keith Urban pipes). Even as I am posting this entry, I can hear them outside signin' something. HEY BITCHES NO ONE LIKES YOUR SINGING! AND YOU'RE BOTH WAY OFF KEY!! Will somebody strangle them?! They're giving me a goddamn headache.

2006 Migraineboy Blog review

So, I decided to get my self the new version. But I love my migraneboy  page and this being my first post this year, it is but fitting to pay tribute to 2006's best blog, possibly for all time.

Here are all my entries and excerpts from each one. I also summed up all the responses I got from each post.

Decmber 15 Party (part2)
"… It was nice to see everybody getting out of their seats and dancing around. Felt like a party..almost. But it's kinda dangerous to invite us though. See Chuck and George below? After a few drinks and some disappointing circumstances such as the both of them not winning anything big (except that "good luck to you" photo album) . This is how the night ended. WITH A KISS.."
Viewers' review:  Masterpiece

Showtime (12/15)
"…So the Party was…uhm…how shall I put this gently…uh..lamer than usual…"
Viewers' review:  Masterpiece

Band Practice 12/13
"..Cool riff! But seriously he's just playing dancing queen. After having heard Paul Gilbert's version. He wishes he had an extra finger to make him play better…"
Viewers' review: Better than anything they've ever read

Lalai and the Big Boners
"..Do not stay in front of the drums while chuck is playing. He will literally make you shit your pants.."
Viewers' review: Lalai and the BB's is the band that other bands from

The New Face of Terrorism
"..Hmm all I need now is an airplane. And the target? I'll probably save the plane crash for something big like some kind of moron convention or something…"
Viewers' review: Genius

 Jessica Zafra Glasses
"…Like some stupid specs can actually increase your congnitive capacity…"
Viewers' review: Man, why did I get these stupid specs 

Overworked, Underpaid, Oversexed
"..Good thing I'm oversexed or else I'll be going hannibal on them bozos at work…"
Viewers' review: Kickass

Napoleon Dynamite
"..Probably the coolest losers in history.."  
Viewers' review: Awesome

Scuba Fuckin' Diving
"..But I've been to snorkeling with my dad and his friends though. The thing I loved about it is that we had them huge badass spears.."
Viewers' review: Remarkable

My Amendment
"..Opposing politicians sat side by side at ringside, celebrities are always present and for the townsfolk, everyone glued to their TVs. The economy is revitalized and crime rates are down.."
Viewers' review: Hilarious!

Get A life!
"What's worse than beating yourself at work?"
Viewers' review: Killer

The Ambiguously Gay Duo
"..Their fighting techniques are questionable for heterosexual superheroes…"
Viewers' review: Sidesplitting

Impeachment
"..I don't know about you but I'm fed up with this whole circus.."
Viewers' review: Outstanding

Groundhog Day
"..How cool would it be to get away with anything, to do whatever you want to do, not worrying about what will happen afterwards, no consequences.."
Viewers' review: Exceptional

Major League Jackass
"..I thought you we're an expert at this!! Damn redneck know-it-all."
Viewers' review: Brilliant

Wasting Time
"..I guess I sense some truth in his songs. I sense the depth, some soul in his music.."
Viewers' review: True!

Easy Like Sunday Morning
"..He makes up his own lyrics (that absolutely doesn't make any sense).."
Viewers' review: Killer!

How Graphic Can You Be?
"..I've never been more proud to be a Mandauehanon.."
Viewers' review: Jaw-dropping

Small, Extra Small or Extra Extra Small?
"..Are they trying to create an army of imbeciles?"
Viewers' review: Fuckin' Hilarious!

So you think you're smart just because you've read The Da Vinci Code?
"..I must have the wrong version of the Bible because I can't find that anywhere!"
Viewers' review: Very Funny

Half acoustic + Half electric = CRAP
"..It looks acoustic but it doesn't sound like it, it sounds electric but not really. One word, CRAP! "
Viewers' review: Exactly!

PUSSYWHIPPED
"…Pussywhipped : When a male of the species will not do anything against his significant other's wishes for fear that she will retaliate by not performing sexual favors for him.."
Viewers' review: So Hot!

X-MEN: the last stand SUCKS!
"..I wouldn't have stopped if I was Wolverine. He is such an idiot…"
Viewers' review: Damn right!

SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE, PLEASE WAIT FOR THE ANSWER (batch 5 aniversary special)
"..And people please, pay attention when somebody is asking you a question.."
Viewers' review: Funny!

Tiny Pieces Of Hell
"..Each one is a tiny piece of hell. Spawned from the depths of the abbyss. Created by vile individuals out of the blackness of their souls.."
Viewers' review: Killer

IF THEY MATED
"Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives) and Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs)"
Viewers' review: Hilarious!

YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS. YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE. BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE !!
"..I can't even understand half of what you're saying. Are you aware of the words coming out of your mouth?! "
Viewers' review: Thank you!

Remember The Name (2005)
"..Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain. And a hundred percent reason to remember the name.."
Viewers' review: outstanding album!