Look What You Made Me Do

Been keeping my mouth shut about these imbeciles around me. Just letting them be, mainly because of fear that if i think about their silly antics too much it may rub off on me. Like that saying about one bad apple spoiling the entire barrel. Well in my case, maybe the entire barrel is bad. And being the lone good apple that I am, I really can’t work miracles. Mostly I just hear or read the ripples of their stupidity through work  but there are just times when you just hear it first hand. And my God! These creatures are astounding.
Below are just stuff I hear around me. Mostly preteding I don’t hear them during those times, while wanting to scratch my eyes out hearing them. I don’t know where these people came from and how they were able to seep through. Actually I do but that’s another story for another time.

I really didn’t want to post these things here, seriously. I’m trying to project a more positive vibe here and posting these things just doesn’t go well with my whole “good boy” persona, despite people saying that I’m maldito which is completely out of line. I mean, come on! Me? Maldito? Nothing could be farther from the truth!
Anywho, these are just phrases but they speak volumes.

“..where did you bought it?”
“any moments from now..”
“have you find?”
“..let’s try go back to..”
“..did it gave you.. ?”
“i seem to find your..”
“Is there lots of people there?”

This list is just a fraction of the level of their mental retardation. Seriously, I can’t believe you’re major is english. My 9 and 10 year old nieces are smarter than you.
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